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Yo Mama ...
so stupid she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
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Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A: A cherry float.
What does the rabbit care
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RoosterCogburn
(02.25.2001 6:01:03 AM EST)
they were born for this sort of thing anyway. I'd say the dog needs to lean into it a little more though.
It ain't the principal of the thing,
it's the damn money.
buggerer
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StreetImperial
(02.25.2001 0:54:22 AM EST)
The bad part is that the rabbit is a boy.
It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up.
I tried doing good, but good's not too good for me.
My old dogs, one was Humper, the other was Dumper. Humper would have his way with anything (cat, rabbit, your leg). And Dumper, well he would leave his "calling card" in the most unexpected places.
I miss those pooches.
Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.
that
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paparoach1
(02.23.2001 1:06:25 PM EST)
sucked
..."C'mon, boy! C'mere, boy!", the dog will think his master is just encouraging him.
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
Here boy........
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dave3236
(02.23.2001 5:56:54 AM EST)
Fido getting himself a little hare.
Superdave
First
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started by
estoude1
(02.23.2001 0:02:45 AM EST)
No wonder them rabbits were so ugly...
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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