"I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: How'd your meeting go with so-and-so? … How did you feel when you stood up in front of the people for the State of the Union Address-state of the budget address, whatever you call it." -George W. Bush, in an interview with the Washington Post, March 9, 2001
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"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in." — Richard Jeni
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#16 The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She gets stuck in her dreams!
One Liners
Q. What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with? A. Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.
Quick Joke
Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
Hehehe
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started by
tjshere
(08.25.2001 11:32:41 AM EST)
Good toon, Rooster, thanks.
I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm better once than I ever was.
So What??!
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started by
misspk
(08.25.2001 8:32:26 AM EST)
Never stopped them before.
Oh, I'm so baaaaaaaa-d! (aren't you glad?) Hahaha!
*wink,giggle,blush*
The married ones are the best
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started by
roger
(08.25.2001 5:24:53 AM EST)
They don't tell. They also know how to back up when needed... hahahaha
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I didn't know
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started by
marvin
(08.25.2001 3:33:28 AM EST)
there were snow capped mountains in North Carolina !
Hahahahahahahahaha
Oh boy .... I'm in trouble when Roger sees this ! LMAO
How can I be a shepherd
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started by
willi
(08.25.2001 0:56:24 AM EST)
if I can't f*ck, excuse me, I meant flock my sheep!
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