"I think it's important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand that the babies out of wedlock is a very difficult chore for mom and baby alike...I believe weought to say there is a different alternative than the culture that is proposed by people like Miss Wolf in society...And, you know, hopefully, condoms will work, but it hasn't worked."-Meet the Press, Nov. 21, 1999
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Yo Mama ...
is so ugly her face is closed on weekends.
One Liners
Q: How do you know when you're REALLY ugly? A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
Whee Doggies!
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started by
howardstern
(03.09.2001 5:54:24 PM EST)
The hyoomer of this here cartune is drar than a popcorn fart! Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk...
F Jackie.
it's a diary...
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(03.09.2001 4:26:25 PM EST)
he's not sending it anywhere. . .
how
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started by
paparoach1
(03.09.2001 4:22:37 PM EST)
does he plan on sending this letter
We're going to infest
Big deal
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started by
tjshere
(03.09.2001 10:19:01 AM EST)
Let's see him give up whacking off. Then I'll be impressed.
All men are basically dogs at heart, but some of us make pretty good pets.
First!
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started by
telefool
(03.09.2001 2:00:43 AM EST)
Hmm...I bet he got pretty good at his sand shot...until he ran out of balls and/or coconuts
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