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"We've got pockets of persistent poverty in our society, which I refuse to declare defeat—I mean, I refuse to allow them to continue on. And so one of the things that we're trying to do is to encourage a faith-based initiative to spread its wings all across America, to be able to capture this great compassionate spirit." Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush Re: Small Businesses Location," March 18, 2002 The second edition of the Oxford Dictionary of Phrase, Saying and Quotation recently recognized Bush's er ... contributions to the English language. Under the heading "Bushisms," the dictionary includes such Bush classics as, "We are ready for any unforseen event which may or may not happen."
 
 

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Golf Much?

By: RogerPublished: 03/09/2001
 
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It was hard, but he gave it up cold turkey.

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    Please God, (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (03.11.2001 0:13:12 AM EST)

    if I had a woman, I'd have at least one hole to play.



    ??????????????????? (0 replies)
    started by JohnnyKatoom
    (03.09.2001 8:41:04 PM EST)

    I'm thinking of giving up this site.

    Whee Doggies! (0 replies)
    started by howardstern
    (03.09.2001 5:54:24 PM EST)

    The hyoomer of this here cartune is drar than a popcorn fart! Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk...

    F Jackie.

    it's a diary... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (03.09.2001 4:26:25 PM EST)

    he's not sending it anywhere. . .

    how (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (03.09.2001 4:22:37 PM EST)

    does he plan on sending this letter

    We're going to infest

    Big deal (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.09.2001 10:19:01 AM EST)

    Let's see him give up whacking off. Then I'll be impressed.


    All men are basically dogs at heart, but some of us make pretty good pets.
    lets rename this coloum 'Rogers bit' (0 replies)
    started by peterli
    (03.09.2001 2:22:41 AM EST)

    At least then I can avoid his clean-cut catholic, non offensive crap

    My brain hurts

    First! (0 replies)  
    started by telefool
    (03.09.2001 2:00:43 AM EST)

    Hmm...I bet he got pretty good at his sand shot...until he ran out of balls and/or coconuts

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