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The Eye Doctor

By: SeaweedyPublished: 11/09/2000
 
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Kinda makes you not want that laser surgery.

The Eye Doctor

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    To Karla (0 replies)
    started by mgrizzlyadams
    (11.13.2000 10:19:53 PM EST)

    think about eyes surgery before you have it done

    ?????? (0 replies)
    started by brucewolcott
    (11.10.2000 9:51:17 PM EST)

    did i miss something here??

    i liked the nympho one (0 replies)
    started by disposablehero
    (11.10.2000 7:29:58 PM EST)

    'nuff said.

    PUT THE CLERKS CARTOON BACK ON TV

    This sucks (0 replies)
    started by jessicanicole
    (11.09.2000 2:29:05 PM EST)

    I haven't seen anything this lame in a while!! Give me a break!!

    Yo! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.09.2000 1:07:15 PM EST)

    That bastard better get him some glasses!

    Sucks (1 reply)
    started by yusaku999
    (11.09.2000 1:42:47 AM EST)

    And poorly drawn.

    You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

    I`LL SECOND THAT (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (11.09.2000 0:06:09 AM EST)

    AWRIGHT

    First! (0 replies)  
    started by mizike
    (11.08.2000 11:59:33 PM EST)

    And I'll be the first to say that is LAME.

    I think I'm gonna puke...

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