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"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like."Source: ABC News Transcripts, "President Bush and First Lady Bush '20/20' Year-End Interview," Dec. 13, 2002
 
 

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Chasing Sugar Daddies?

By: luvly1Published: 10/18/2003
 
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If I ever really found one,this is more likely how it would look.

Chasing Sugar Daddies?

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    he looks like (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (10.18.2003 9:38:58 PM EST)

    he's going skiing


    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
    More de ja vu (1 reply)
    started by thecritic
    (10.18.2003 2:45:42 PM EST)


    Hey TJ down there... wasn't this yours? I couldn't find my comment to copy it.

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

    That thief! (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (10.18.2003 12:42:20 PM EST)


    He stole our canes!

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