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"In 2000, alone, obesity costs totaled the country an estimated cost of $117 billion." —Bush, promoting his Health and Fitness Initiative Source: The White House, "President Bush Highlights Health and Fitness Initiative: Remarks by the President on Fitness," July 18, 2003
 
 

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Mad Cow

By: juniorsimmsPublished: 12/01/2001
 
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Oh yeah, he's mad alright and from where he's standing, with good reason.

Mad Cow

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    Don't shoot! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.01.2001 11:47:06 AM EST)

    I swear I only had a McRib!

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    No Bull ! (1 reply)
    started by luvly1
    (12.01.2001 10:17:36 AM EST)

    I'd be putting up a "BEEF" too!!!!

    Time to "mooooo-ve" along!


    Disgruntle Cow (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (12.01.2001 5:10:21 AM EST)

    "Bring me the clown, and that hamburgler, and nobody gets hurt!"

    Hey Skippy ! (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (12.01.2001 3:55:56 AM EST)

    Get down from there will ya !


    Kiss my ass


    Billions served.... (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (12.01.2001 0:56:58 AM EST)


    Oh, sweet irony.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    Over 50 billion.... (0 replies)  
    started by sweetiepeach
    (12.01.2001 0:05:19 AM EST)

    ...shot daily...:) First!!

    Whoooo's my daddy...;o) ~SweetiePeach~ ~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~

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