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Elephant Mid Life Crisis

By: AnonymousPublished: 08/23/2000
 
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Actually sounds kind of similar to humans I know.

Elephant Mid Life Crisis

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    started by cspimp
    (08.27.2000 9:20:25 AM EST)
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