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Elephant Mid Life Crisis

By: AnonymousPublished: 08/23/2000
 
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Actually sounds kind of similar to humans I know.

Elephant Mid Life Crisis

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    sucks (0 replies)
    started by cspimp
    (08.27.2000 9:20:25 AM EST)

    worst shit on goofball ever

    More beans Mr. Taggert?

    Ha Ha (0 replies)
    started by Ogre207
    (08.26.2000 7:39:03 PM EST)

    this is my mom now, lol

    What the fuck (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (08.25.2000 7:12:06 AM EST)

    I agree with blahblahblah this is
    crap they would put on the newspaper
    or some shit like that.THIS SUCKS
    more than Moinca.

    Wow.. (0 replies)
    started by blahblahblah2
    (08.23.2000 2:33:03 PM EST)

    Not even remotely funny.. Thats tuff to do..

    Blah Blah Blah.. Logging in sucks

    ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10.... (0 replies)
    started by burlingtony
    (08.23.2000 5:06:44 AM EST)

    THIS IS A "0", A ZERO, NAUGHT, NEIN, NOT.......

    Avoid socialism at all costs. Self reliance--self respect--and self preservation. The government which rules least---rules best.

    With any luck... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (08.23.2000 1:17:20 AM EST)

    ...I'll forget this cartoon!

    Bada bum!

    The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    Memory (0 replies)  
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    (08.23.2000 0:07:00 AM EST)

    What is memory is that something that Ronald Regan said

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