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when I'm putting, I see more lips than a black dentist.
I agree w/ redneck
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tjshere
(02.01.2003 12:25:02 PM EST)
If a dentist is fooling around with fairies, he ain't sticking his hands in my mouth. Or anything else, for that matter. LOL
Kwite kute, Woodenshoes. I like it.
Well
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started by
roger
(02.01.2003 0:52:26 AM EST)
If I thought for one minute that my Dentist believed in the tooth fairy it would be goodbye dentist.
Cute toon woodenshoes
Just protecting my sheep
lmfao
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started by
bigjohn2
(02.01.2003 0:06:45 AM EST)
oh yeah thats a good scheme hes got going
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