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Laugh Out Loud

By: AnonymousPublished: 08/16/2000
 
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He didn''t even have to take a drink for the milk to come out of her nose.

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    Not even.. (0 replies)
    started by Lauryn
    (08.18.2000 2:02:37 AM EST)

    worth commenting on..but ironically I did..huh..never thought that would happpen.

    Now I know how far you'd go to be the next freak show American psycho.

    stupidfuckingjoke (0 replies)
    started by winedoctorken
    (08.16.2000 8:01:49 PM EST)

    that joke is older than ted kennedy

    Crappy (0 replies)
    started by jkenney23
    (08.16.2000 12:18:21 PM EST)

    This is the kind of cartoon you'd excpect to see either Gary Larson draw (and do a better job of), or in the kiddie section of the Sunday comics.

    Where is PB? (0 replies)
    started by lulu
    (08.16.2000 11:32:22 AM EST)

    This should be one of her posts, if it were a little funnier, I guess.

    Got milk? You betcha! (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (08.16.2000 10:20:48 AM EST)

    Damn. Don't you hate it when you use your best material in the message title and have nothing left to say here?

    The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    that was so stupid.. (0 replies)
    started by bat
    (08.16.2000 7:48:26 AM EST)

    I sucked milk up thru my nose

    Love your country,Question your government.

    I'd be...... (0 replies)
    started by burlingtony
    (08.16.2000 4:52:13 AM EST)

    Anonymous too, if I posted this.

    sigh....... (0 replies)  
    started by Roger
    (08.16.2000 0:06:17 AM EST)

    can't help but think of skippy.

    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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