"Speaking about barbaric regimes, we must deal with probably one of the mostnot probablyone of the most real threats we face, and that is the idea of a barbaric regime teaming up with a terrorist network and providing weapons of mass destruction to hold the United States and our allies and our friends blackmail."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Alexander for Senate Luncheon," Sept. 17, 2002
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Yo Mama ...
is so slutty she blind and seeing another man.
One Liners
Q: Why do Texans like big tits and tight pussies? A: 'cause they have big mouths and tiny dicks!
Laugh Out Loud
By: Anonymous
Published: 08/16/2000
He didn''t even have to take a drink for the milk to come out of her nose.
Crappy
(0 replies)
started by
jkenney23
(08.16.2000 12:18:21 PM EST)
This is the kind of cartoon you'd excpect to see either Gary Larson draw (and do a better job of), or in the kiddie section of the Sunday comics.
Where is PB?
(0 replies)
started by
lulu
(08.16.2000 11:32:22 AM EST)
This should be one of her posts, if it were a little funnier, I guess.
Got milk? You betcha!
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started by
NakedCanuck
(08.16.2000 10:20:48 AM EST)
Damn. Don't you hate it when you use your best material in the message title and have nothing left to say here?
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
that was so stupid..
(0 replies)
started by
bat
(08.16.2000 7:48:26 AM EST)
I sucked milk up thru my nose
Love your country,Question your government.
I'd be......
(0 replies)
started by
burlingtony
(08.16.2000 4:52:13 AM EST)
Anonymous too, if I posted this.
sigh.......
(0 replies)
  started by
Roger
(08.16.2000 0:06:17 AM EST)
can't help but think of skippy.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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