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Don't get mad, dude
(2 replies)
started by
tjshere
(06.01.2003 10:20:12 AM EST)
Get even. Stock up on Summer's Eve and leave it all over the house. Some anti-wrinkle cream too. And some Slim-Fast. Maybe some size 14 panties. Mouthwash and deodorant.
Or you could just tell her her sister is perfectly happy with your schween the way it is. Hahahahaha!
Patron???
(1 reply)
started by
roger
(06.01.2003 0:23:07 AM EST)
Is that you?
waaaaaaaa hahahahahahaha
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