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By: RogerPublished: 10/29/2001
 
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Play it again Sam.

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    Title: I just don't know but...
    By: thegrandpatron
    Date: 10.29.2001 8:42 AM EST

    I got a big Chuckle out of this one. Could somebody tell me why?

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    I just don't know but...  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.29.2001 8:42:41 AM EST)

    I got a big Chuckle out of this one. Could somebody tell me why?

    You have...
    by sweetiepeach
    (10.29.2001 11:28:29 PM EST)

    ...a thing for rodents? ;)

    Kisses at my Sweetheart! ~SweetiePeach~ ~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~

    I hate rodents
    by thegrandpatron
    (10.30.2001 7:28:14 AM EST)


    It maybe more of, I have a thing for females with a nice tail.

    Or the fact....
    by sweetiepeach
    (10.30.2001 10:06:43 AM EST)

    ...that rodents have more than one set of boobs...:)

    Kisses at my Sweetheart! ~SweetiePeach~ ~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~

    haha
    by thegrandpatron
    (10.30.2001 10:16:19 AM EST)


    No, I think it's the nice Tail that does it.

    Okay.....
    by sweetiepeach
    (10.30.2001 10:17:43 AM EST)

    ...I'll buy that. Now don't you be lookin' at my "tail" as I walk out of the room...ya hear? ;)

    Kisses at my Sweetheart! ~SweetiePeach~ ~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~

    ahumph
    by thegrandpatron
    (10.30.2001 10:25:47 AM EST)


    I will not only look, but I'll sigh very deeply.
    ...and Grin from ear to ear.


    Hey Sweet P. look at the GIF you use. Perfect for tail watching.

    You're right!
    by sweetiepeach
    (10.30.2001 10:52:05 AM EST)

    Maybe I should hike the skirt up just a bit for a better view...;) You can watch all you want, GP...and I'll walk really slow, just for you...:)

    Kisses at my Sweetheart! ~SweetiePeach~ ~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~

    Just a suggestion...
    by thegrandpatron
    (10.30.2001 8:14:58 PM EST)


    ...the side slits need to be higher, while the neckline needs to be lower.

    ...and don't worry I'll be discreate while I ooggle.

    Better yet a.....
    by sweetiepeach
    (10.30.2001 9:11:12 PM EST)

    ...fairy au naturale...:)

    Kisses at my Sweetheart! ~SweetiePeach~ ~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~

    Already been there
    by thegrandpatron
    (10.31.2001 8:29:56 PM EST)


    In my Dreams, Baby.

    No really, in my Dreams.


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