 |
 |
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
 |
George W. Bush |
 |
| |
|
"One of the most meaningful things that's happened to me since I've been the governor - the president - governor - president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him - get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq - and at that same - right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States - a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 9, 2004
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
Random Quote |
|
| |
"Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone."
— Jan King
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Snapple Facts |
|
| |
|
#40 It is possible to lead a cow up stairs but not down.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Yo Mama ... |
|
| |
|
... is so fat, When she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
One Liners |
|
| |
Q: What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A: "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
ARTICLE FORUM LIST |
|
You must register to participate in this discussion.
|
  |
Gross...
(0 replies)
started by
Kat25
(02.13.2001 7:35:15 PM EST)
never should've eaten dinner before taking a look at this. :|Kat
|
|
|
Roger, you have just proved
(0 replies)
started by
DaveMan
(02.09.2001 3:45:00 PM EST)
that, sometimes, it is still necessary to pleasure oneself!!! ;^)"Welcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends, we're so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside."
|
|
|
gross
(0 replies)
started by
rose
(02.09.2001 9:15:17 AM EST)
but pretty damn funny. I wonder what kind of milage you get on those gimpsjust workin da job, boss.
|
|
|
AAAAAAAHHHHHH!
(0 replies)
started by
JohnnyKatoom
(02.09.2001 7:22:54 AM EST)
Oh my jesus!!!! The one in the middle is kind of hot!?!
|
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
|
|
| Rate This!
|
 |
|
|
| Section Features
|
|
|
|
| One Year Ago
|
|
|
|
| Two Years Ago
|
|
|
|
| Lookie Here!
|
|
|
|
|
Casino Joke |
|
| |
|
I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Goofball Facts |
|
| |
|
In its ancient form, the carrot was purple, not orange.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
