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Very Sexy Marketing
By: Anonymous
Published: 07/05/2000
Is that one of those impulse items that they conveniently place by the register for you to pick up on the way out of the store?
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i want to sex myself up>>
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.08.2000 9:06:20 AM EST)
i like to have fun fun baby??????????
ha hahahahahahahaha
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(07.07.2000 10:01:35 AM EST)
i hope you like it
Ha ha - i get it...
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started by
NakedCanuck
(07.05.2000 12:41:21 PM EST)
tastes like chicken, smells like fish....but I don't want it to look like a buck-toothed rodent that chops down trees.
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that's too expensive...
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SuicideKing
(07.05.2000 11:27:09 AM EST)
how about I give ya 50 cents and I just BORROW the beaver? lol
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this sucks
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Itappers2b
(07.05.2000 0:57:39 AM EST)
Goofball is a great site but some of this shit it just unbeleaveably stupid. at least the girl could of been better looking!
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