"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."—Bush, speaking about terrorism and poverty Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "The President's News Conference WithPresident Macapagal-Arroyo of the Philippines," May 26, 2003
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"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?'" — Larry Miller, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#218 A jackrabbit can travel more than 12 feet in one hop.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly that when she looks at a glass of milk it turns to cheese.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a woman and a coffin? A: You come in one and go in the other.
I hope this is Mike Martz.
OH, let's give only Marshall Faulk the ball 17 times. He's only the best all around player ever to play the game. We don't want to over use him.
This toon...
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proverbialchump
(02.14.2002 6:16:21 AM EST)
must of come from a RAM'S fan. he he he
Is he .....
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started by
marvin
(02.14.2002 3:47:06 AM EST)
a figure skating judge by any chance ? If so there's a lot of people who would be quite illing to do that job.
And after this, you shouldn't have any problem with number two.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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