"People make suggestions on what to say all the time. I'll give you an example; I don't read what's handed to me. People say, 'Here, here's your speech, or here's an idea for a speech.' They're changed. Trust me."-Interview with the New York Times, March 15, 2000
"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/21/88
#95 Squids can have eyeballs the size of volleyballs.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact with a woman? A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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Your Brain My f*cking brain does this to me all the time. ...