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Life On Other Planets

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 01/21/2005
 
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Don't be looking in the Government section.

Life On Other Planets

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Allow Me To Introduce Myself (0 replies)
started by obxbeachbum
(01.23.2005 3:19:16 PM EST)

Then again, if I'm so intelligent, what am I doing here!

Intelligent life? (0 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(01.21.2005 7:47:37 AM EST)


We spent how many billion dollars on the hovel explorer to find out what Jupiter is like.
WHO THE F%CK CARES what Jupiter is like?

Oh pah-leeze (0 replies)
started by luvly1
(01.21.2005 3:36:21 AM EST)

You 2 are not going to find it on Jerry Springer, Oprah or CNN.

lol

;-)

Try the Andy Griffith show.. or maybe some reruns of Lassie.

*did I say that out loud?*

Don't look at me (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(01.21.2005 3:35:57 AM EST)


I are a truck dryver.

my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

Me either, cowboy... (0 replies)
started by meesha
(01.21.2005 1:05:44 AM EST)

Shoot, I can't find intelligent life in my own house!

Is there such a thing? (0 replies)  
started by thecritic
(01.21.2005 0:34:13 AM EST)


I haven't seen it yet.

Cowboys ain't easy to love

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