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Stop short Santa

By: AnonymousPublished: 12/13/1999
 
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Santa not wearing a seatbelt. See what could happen?

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    started by JohnnyKatoom
    (12.13.2000 5:54:01 PM EST)

    I'm amazed that the deer can talk.

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    started by Anonymous Goofball
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    Hey Michael,

    Hope that you are having a good day today...

    speak to you later...

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