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lol
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bigjohn2
(05.04.2003 0:16:21 AM EST)
hole in every one
!!!
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started by
JohnnyKatoom
(02.25.2001 9:37:34 AM EST)
NO THANK YOU!!! I thank god everyday I don't have kids...
funken bastard
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StreetImperial
(02.25.2001 0:48:52 AM EST)
THen she'll give you the gift that keeps on giving : child support payments
It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up.
I tried doing good, but good's not too good for me.
OH SHIT!
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ILoveFineWomen
(02.06.2001 11:25:11 PM EST)
THIS WOULD BE THE PERFECT PAYBACK IF THERE WASN'T THAT DAMNED CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENT!
IF ALL WOMEN LOOKED LIKE CHRISTINA AGUILERA, THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH HAPPIER, SEXIER PLACE! WHAT I WOULDN'T DO FOR A "GENIE IN A BOTTLE" RIGHT NOW!!!!
MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR.
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.18.2000 4:59:04 PM EST)
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tonka
(06.08.2000 4:26:50 PM EST)
cool i got to try these condoms
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