"They see the risks are high, the risk of being able to find a job or the risk of keeping the homeland secure." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "President Bush Holds Press Conference, Presidential Hall, Dwight D. Eisenhower Executive Office Building," Nov. 7, 2002
"I saw a sign at a gas station. It said 'help wanted'. There was another sign below it that said 'self service'. So I hired myself. Then I made myself the boss. I gave myself a raise. I paid myself. Then I quit." Steven Wright, Comedian
#194 You don't have to be a lawyer to be a Supreme Court Justice.
Yo Mama ...
so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Q: Why do women wear make-up and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and they stink!
The Power of Love
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