"It's not the governor's role to decide who goes to heaven. I believe that God decides who goes to heaven, not George W. Bush." -- George W. Bush, in the Houston Chronicle.
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"The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against diversity during this long period of increment weather." — Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
Snapple Facts
#139 Hawaii is the only state with one school district.
Yo Mama ...
is so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
One Liners
Q: How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch? A: Pay him for the pizza.
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