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Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob? A: The closer you get to discharge,
First! started by
mizike
(10.12.2000 0:38:38 AM EST)
That was stoooooooooooopid.
I think I'm gonna puke...
Hey STOOPID by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.10.2000 6:12:19 PM EST)
YOU NEED HOOKED ON PHONICS
You need... by
mizike
(11.10.2000 7:13:45 PM EST)
to get unhooked from crack.
I think I'm gonna puke...
First by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.11.2000 2:41:57 PM EST)
How can I get unhooked off crack when you are my dealer!
You're the... by
mizike
(11.11.2000 5:18:51 PM EST)
dumbass who keeps wanting to suck my cock for the crack punk ass.
Want to touch my monkey?
No by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.12.2000 5:58:45 PM EST)
I don't want to touch your monkey,terrified I might have to call disease control.
No... by
mizike
(11.15.2000 6:56:35 PM EST)
I think your Mom has her herpes under control.
Goofballs are better than blue balls.
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