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Repeat After Me

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 02/05/2006
 
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and you thought it was the other way around.

Repeat After Me

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    Well, hell (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
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    When your idea of a pet is a bird, you can't expect the guy to be too smart.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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    started by j9nh
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    and his cat says to his dog ... "see how well trained he is?"

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