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Nine Out of Ten Dentists

By: MissPKPublished: 02/22/2001
 
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I wonder which one is the hold out?

Nine Out of Ten Dentists

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    :o (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (02.25.2001 11:24:45 PM EST)

    Guess which dentist is from Arkansas?

    THAT'LL TEACHEM (0 replies)
    started by RoosterCogburn
    (02.25.2001 5:57:09 AM EST)

    THAT DUDE TRYED TO GRAB MY PARROT LAST NITE IN THE BAR..HE'S DARN LUCKY TO HAVE JUST A FEW LEFT!


    Did I get that right parrotnurse?

    It ain't the principal of the thing, it's the damn money.

    THAT'LL TEACHEM (0 replies)
    started by parrotnurse
    (02.23.2001 6:56:15 PM EST)

    THAT DUDE TRYED TO GRAB MY PARROT LAST NITE IN THE BAR..HE'S DARN LUCKY TO HAVE JUST A FEW LEFT!

    THAT'LL TEACHEM (0 replies)
    started by parrotnurse
    (02.23.2001 6:55:37 PM EST)

    THAT DUDE TRYED TO GRAB MY PARROT LAST NITE IN THE BAR..HE'S DARN LUCKY TO HAVE JUST A FEW LEFT!

    THAT'LL TEACHEM (0 replies)
    started by parrotnurse
    (02.23.2001 6:52:32 PM EST)

    THAT DUDE TRYED TO GRAB MY PARROT LAST NITE IN THE BAR...HE'S LUCKY HE STILL HAS A FEW LEFT!

    THAT'LL TEACHEM (0 replies)
    started by parrotnurse
    (02.23.2001 6:43:10 PM EST)

    THAT DUDE TRYED TO GRAB MY PARROT LAST NITE IN THE BAR...HE'S LUCKY HE STILL HAS A FEW LEFT!

    there is (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (02.22.2001 3:28:49 PM EST)

    always 1 a hole in a group

    We're going to infest

    I have a beautiful smile... (1 reply)
    started by MissPK
    (02.22.2001 8:08:30 AM EST)

    "Pearl Drops" one might say ;-)

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy (TLC)

    Got Toothpaste? (1 reply)
    started by cheeseball
    (02.22.2001 5:52:23 AM EST)


    I gotta whole tube for ya PK!

    Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.

    Gappy... (1 reply)
    started by emmab
    (02.22.2001 4:13:08 AM EST)

    Damn I picked the wrong dentist..

    I have standards, but they are double.

    good (0 replies)
    started by oxbrain
    (02.22.2001 1:43:22 AM EST)

    very good
    is this off of joecartoon? it looks like his style

    "It ain't imoral if it's only oral"

    I wonder (1 reply)
    started by Roger
    (02.22.2001 1:26:45 AM EST)

    what the 10th toilet paper salesman would look like?

    hahahahahaha

    I threw you a handful of goofballs MissPK. Want some kisses to top it off?

    LET'S ROCK Orgasm Donor

    First (0 replies)  
    started by raven
    (02.21.2001 11:25:46 PM EST)

    funny

    Once upon a midnight hour, Your wife jumped on my tower Quoath Raven "was it good for you"

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