"The law I sign today directs new funds and new focus to the task of collecting vital intelligence on terrorist threats and on weapons of mass production."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Signs 911 Commission Bill," Nov. 27, 2002
Random Quote
"But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet." — Steve Spurrier, Florida football coach, telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books. (1991)
Snapple Facts
#155 In 1926, the first outdoor mini-golf courses were built on rooftops in NYC.
Yo Mama ...
is so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive
One Liners
Q: Did you hear Bill Clinton got a new job in Washington, DC? A: Hillary hired him to open her mail!
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