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Yo Mama ...
is so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!!
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THAT'LL TEACHEM started by
parrotnurse
(02.23.2001 6:56:15 PM EST)
THAT DUDE TRYED TO GRAB MY PARROT LAST NITE IN THE BAR..HE'S DARN LUCKY TO HAVE JUST A FEW LEFT!
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