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Nine Out of Ten Dentists

By: MissPKPublished: 02/22/2001
 
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I wonder which one is the hold out?

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    Title: THAT'LL TEACHEM
    By: RoosterCogburn
    Date: 02.25.2001 5:57 AM EST

    THAT DUDE TRYED TO GRAB MY PARROT LAST NITE IN THE BAR..HE'S DARN LUCKY TO HAVE JUST A FEW LEFT!


    Did I get that right parrotnurse?

    It ain't the principal of the thing,
    it's the damn money.

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    THAT DUDE TRYED TO GRAB MY PARROT LAST NITE IN THE BAR..HE'S DARN LUCKY TO HAVE JUST A FEW LEFT!


    Did I get that right parrotnurse?

    It ain't the principal of the thing, it's the damn money.


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