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... is so fat, She uses a basketball as a hackey sack!
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Q. Where does virgin wool come from? A. Ugly sheep.
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With that in mind...
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started by
proverbialchump
(04.29.2002 7:14:04 AM EST)
I think he's gonna need to see a lawyer, or two! That would be nice. ha ha ha
Ah yes
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started by
tjshere
(04.29.2002 6:44:22 AM EST)
The result of drinking that inferior Canadian Whisky no doubt. ;^)
Never fear.....TJ's here!
During WWII
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started by
marvin
(04.29.2002 3:53:37 AM EST)
we had enforced blackouts. Sometimes afterwards the house next door had totally disappeared, I don't know how it happened honestly ! I used to get a buzzing sound in my head then it would stop all of a sudden and there'd be a loud bang before it went quiet again.
I used to wake up in the mornings and peep out the window to see if my car was in the driveway. Then I'd go outside to see if it had any dents on it.
Ohhhh and the worst is when you wake up with someone that you don't recognize. I always start looking for a marriage certificate...
hahahaha
Just protecting my sheep
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