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I Do believe
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started by
showboat
(04.05.2001 6:39:04 PM EST)
I need to change my professional career since I am damn good with my toungue and make the ladies very happy...
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Now I know why
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started by
MissPK
(04.04.2001 5:17:48 PM EST)
I always liked the produce man, I just thought it was the zucchini! :-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
Impressive show, guy
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started by
willi
(04.04.2001 0:12:59 AM EST)
but she still has the juiciest melons in town!
Eh . . . .
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started by
zyxwv
(04.04.2001 0:08:02 AM EST)
okay.
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