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Produce Guy

By: RogerPublished: 04/04/2001
 
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Without advertising, this guy had a windfall business.

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    I Do believe (0 replies)
    started by showboat
    (04.05.2001 6:39:04 PM EST)

    I need to change my professional career since I am damn good with my toungue and make the ladies very happy...

    NudistLover

    Now I know why (0 replies)
    started by MissPK
    (04.04.2001 5:17:48 PM EST)

    I always liked the produce man, I just thought it was the zucchini! :-)

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...TLC

    Impressive show, guy (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (04.04.2001 0:12:59 AM EST)

    but she still has the juiciest melons in town!

    Eh . . . . (0 replies)  
    started by zyxwv
    (04.04.2001 0:08:02 AM EST)

    okay.

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