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Old Saying goes...
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started by
proverbialchump
(04.18.2002 5:24:25 AM EST)
Where is it? If it where up your ass kicking footballs youd know it.
I hear.....
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started by
tjshere
(04.18.2002 4:27:34 AM EST)
The clacking of teeth.
A woman who takes a vibrator into a bar with her has to be the ultimate pessimist.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
It's a nokia phone ....
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started by
marvin
(04.18.2002 3:11:36 AM EST)
or better still this should be animated (PK style) !
Very interesting
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started by
seaweedy
(04.18.2002 0:59:29 AM EST)
I wonder where she put it? I hope she can find it when she needs it. Maybe I better go to her place and help her find it. Here I go...
Well
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  started by
roger
(04.18.2002 0:44:12 AM EST)
I don't think it's out in her car, do you?
hahaha
Just protecting my sheep
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