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Geez
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started by
tjshere
(05.30.2004 12:37:51 PM EST)
What did he have to cut off in order to get a little action?
That's one fine painting.
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started by
willi
(05.30.2004 2:13:44 AM EST)
"Yeah, the day I cut my ear off is the day I paint a still-life!"
Yes, ladies
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started by
ebenny
(05.30.2004 0:24:16 AM EST)
it really is that important to us.
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