"There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me."-On the coming Social Security crisis; Wilton, Conn.; June 9, 2000
Random Quote
"It's basically the same, just darker." — Alan Kulwicki, stock car racer, on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons (1991)
Snapple Facts
#87 A mile on the ocean and a mile on land are not the same distance.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
One Liners
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday
There was a strong front of high pressure moving in.
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