"Actually, I...this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about...when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me."-ibid
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." J. Danforth Quayle
#89 The average American walks 18,000 steps a day.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.
I started to put a bottle of Jack on the table. LOL
(08.12.2001 8:01:08 AM EST)
Is Budweiser paying you now Roger ? Hahahahahahahahaha Good touch !
Nice comment by JS down below !
(08.12.2001 3:20:25 AM EST)
and I've got the biggest erection in history. Gimme my trophy
When I die I want to be cremated and thrown in somebody's face.
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