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"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like."Source: ABC News Transcripts, "President Bush and First Lady Bush '20/20' Year-End Interview," Dec. 13, 2002

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"The post office says they're raising the price of stamps by one cent because they need to upgrade their equipment. Apparently, they're going from semi-automatics to uzis."
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#223 The Basenji is the only type of dog that does not bark.

Yo Mama ...
so ugly they threw her away and kept the afterbirth.

One Liners
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

Dusting Under The Rug

By: RogerPublished: 08/12/2001
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Hey, at least she cleans.

Dusting Under The Rug

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of

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    I'm wondering (0 replies)
    started by roostercogburn
    (08.13.2001 9:27:34 PM EST)

    what the heck making a meat loaf has to do with this cartoon.

    Just wondering here! (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (08.13.2001 12:55:22 PM EST)

    How do you think she makes a meat loaf?

    This was black and white Marvin (1 reply)
    started by roger
    (08.13.2001 8:45:10 AM EST)

    I colored it myself. Not bad for a redneck, eh?

    I started to put a bottle of Jack on the table. LOL

    Rock on!! Orgasm Donor

    Sponsorship ? (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (08.12.2001 8:01:08 AM EST)

    Is Budweiser paying you now Roger ? Hahahahahahahahaha Good touch !

    Nice comment by JS down below !

    Kiss My Ass !

    FIRST!!!!! (0 replies)  
    started by juniorsimms
    (08.12.2001 3:20:25 AM EST)

    and I've got the biggest erection in history. Gimme my trophy

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