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George W. Bush
 
"This is a Shia fella." —Bush, in a "Meet the Press" interview shown Sunday, Feb. 8, 2004, discussing Iraqi religious plurality
 
 

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"He said: 'Gosh, Dad, that means we're not going to any more bowl games.'"
—Jim Colletto, Purdue football coach and former assistant at Arizona State and Ohio State, on his 11-year-old son's reaction after he took the job with the Boilermakers. (1991)
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#157 The first TV soap opera debuted in 1946.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so slutty John Holmes just looked at her and got AIDS
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
 
 



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