"What is life choices about?"—Bush, speaking to student athletes Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Welcomes NCAA Champs," Feb. 24, 2003
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Q: What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? A: At a hockey game you see fast pucks.
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