"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right." - Rome, July 22, 2001
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There was a typo in lawyers Ed Morrison's ad. His logo is: "Your case is no stronger than your attorney," not "stranger." — newspaper correction from the Tulsa (Okla.) Gusher
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Q. What do eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? A. Polaroids
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