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Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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George W. Bush |
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"Jessica Simpson is here with us, which means we've finally introduced reality TV to the Lincoln Theater."—Bush, introducing the pop singer and reality TV star on March 14 at Ford's Theater in Washington (where Lincoln was shot). Source: Richard Leiby, The Washington Post, "Reliable Source," March 16, 2004
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"I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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Snapple Facts |
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#209 The largest pumpkin ever grown weighed 1,061 lbs.
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Yo Mama ... |
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so ugly she just got a job at the airport sniffing for drugs.
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One Liners |
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Q: What's the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
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