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"After a day like this, I've got the three C's: I'm comfortable, I'm confident, and I'm seeing the ball well." — Seattle Mariners outfielder Jay Buhner after going 5-5
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... is so fat, She says her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator!
One Liners
Q. How can you piss off your wife while making love? A. Call her from your cell phone.
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