"We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself."-ibid
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"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?" —W.C. Fields
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Q: What's the difference between a horse's tail and a politician's tie? A: The horse's tail covers up the entire asshole.
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