"The other issue regarding health care is whether or not health care is affordable and available. And one reason it's not in certain communities is because there is (sic) too many lawsuits." Source: White House, "President Discusses Tax Relief in Minnesota: Remarks by the President on the Economy," June 19, 2003
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#136 Strawberries are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside.
Yo Mama ...
is so nasty she gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh!
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian? A: One's a snack cracker.
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