"There may be some tough times here in America. But this country has gone through tough times before, and we're going to do it again." - Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002
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"It's like when I guy a horse. I don't want a thick neck and short legs." — Mickey Rourke, describing what he wants in a woman
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#65 A one-day weather forecast requires about 10 billion math calculations.
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is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit? A. Tame way, unique up on it.
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