"If you want to build a big project and you can't get insurance because of what the terrorists have done for America, you can put the project aside." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Rally at Oakland County Airport," Oct. 14, 2002
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"I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After awhile, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all." — Steven Wright, Comedian
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