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Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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George W. Bush |
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"It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then."-From a 1994 interview, as quoted in First Son by Bill Minutaglio
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"He was a wise man who invented beer."
— Plato
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Snapple Facts |
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#117 The starfish is the only animal that can turn its stomach inside out.
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Yo Mama ... |
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is so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch'
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One Liners |
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Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
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