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Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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"Ann and I will carry out this equivocal message to the world: Markets must be open." -George W. Bush, at the swearing-in ceremony for Secretary of Agriculture Ann Veneman, March 2, 2001
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"The only time I want to talk to a woman when I'm naked is if I'm on top of her or she's on top of me."
— Former Tigers pitcher Jack Morris on female sportswriters
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Snapple Facts |
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#16 The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.
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Yo Mama ... |
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... is so fat, She gets stuck in her dreams!
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One Liners |
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Q. What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with?
A. Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.
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