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"There's too much leaking in Washington. That's just the way it is. And we've had leaks out of the administrative branch, had leaks out of the legislative branch, and out of the executive branch and the legislative branch." —Bush, adding a fourth branch of government while leaving out the third. Source: White House Office of the Press Secretary, "News Release: President Discusses Job Creation With Business Leaders," Sept. 30, 2003
 
 

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"When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynj jvyy unir cevinpl."
—"(When cryptography is outlawed only outlaws will have cryptography")
 
 

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#185 A male kangaroo is called a Boomer.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
hair is so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. Have you heard the latest Rush Limbaugh jokes?
A. Neither has he.
 
 



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Rio 500 is a portable digital audio player that stores up to two hours of digital-quality music and up to 32 hours of spoken audio programs. Rio 500 is also the first portable digital audio player to support both the Macintosh (iMac) and Windows 98 platforms! Instantly create, customize and mix your favorite music and audio selections on your PC or Mac for playback on your Rio. Rio is the perfect companion for active people - delivering skip-free music and audio for people on the go. Includes: * 64MB onboard memory, expandable to 96MB with removable flash cards, * USB support for blazingly fast downloads with Windows or Mac, * Skip-free design s.



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The TXJ2754 is at the lower end of Samsung's line of 27" direct-view TVs, but it still has enough features and connectivity options to be a part of a modest home theater or bedroom setup. The 27" tube (measured diagonally) is tinted for enhanced contrast. Video presets (Standard/Sports/Movies/Mild/Custom) optimize contrast, brightness, sharpness, color and tint for the type of program you're watching.

This TV's receiver is able to receive 181 channels as well as stereo sound. The dual front-firing speakers can be switched off entirely if you're using a separate sound system. There are four audio presets and bass/treble controls for customizing your sound.

Convenience features include a universal remote control, the V-Chip parental control system, auto clock set and a variable sleep timer. You can manually label the channels for a more informative on-screen display. Front and rear-panel A/V jacks accommodate video gamers and camcorder enthusiasts.



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The SONY DVP-S360 features Virtual Enhanced Surround Sound to create the sound of rear speakers with special TV mode to make the most of your television's built-in speakers; Component Output for better picture quality; Optical and Coaxial Digital Audio Outputs for optimum connectivity; 50-Disc Custom Parental Control; SmoothScan & SmoothSlow Modes and more.

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Slinkys were invented by an airplane mechanic; he was playing with engine parts and realized the possible secondary use of one of the springs.