Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country." -George W. Bush, on the Kyoto accord, April 24, 2001
 
 

Random Quote
 
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
— Lynn Lavner
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
... is so fat, When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.
 
 


Dinner on Death Row

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 06/02/2000
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

The Final Meal Requested page brought to you by the Texas Department of Justice, offers details on the last supper of more than 200 "former" inmates who have chowed down before being put to death.

Dead Men Eating

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Parents Stow Baby In Locker, Go To Dinner

  • More Cool Sites...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    LMAO (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (05.22.2003 4:01:44 AM EST)

    @ ordering fried foods before they were fried


    Just protecting my sheep
    I think I would........ (0 replies)
    started by akocurek
    (06.09.2002 10:32:54 PM EST)

    start smoking again before I were executed. What's the big deal? Did the tobacco lobby lose all their clout?

    no butts about it? (0 replies)
    started by bigfreakinbear
    (06.19.2001 4:45:02 PM EST)

    We're killing these guys, right? We are putting them to death, sending them off to the place of no return, where they are to meet their maker and be judged, right? WHY IN THE WORLD, WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL LOGIC ARE THEY DENIED CIGARETTES AS PART OF A LAST MEAL? Why? Out of a sudden concern for their health, maybe? Yes, cigarettes are a major threat to one's health but so are major injections of Sodium Pentothal,Sodium Seconal, Barbiturates, currare and whatever else they pump in to stop the heart. See, that's just one of the many schizoid aspects of the death penalty in America. We want them dead but we want it to be "humane". Humane! We are killing these guys! Do you really think THEY CARE about how we do it?! NO! IT'S TO MAKE US FEEL BETTER. That we are somehow "better" than "They" are because when "We" kill someone, we do it "nicely". BULLFEATHERS! KILLING IS KILLING, IS KILLING! I say let the poor bastards have a cigarette. Hell, let them have a whole carton. I seem to recall that's what the last guy who got the chair in Sing-Sing wanted. And he got it too. How do I know? My father in law was a corrections officer at Sing-Sing.

    bigfreakinbear

    no butts about it? (0 replies)
    started by bigfreakinbear
    (06.19.2001 4:42:09 PM EST)

    We're killing these guys, right? We are putting them to death, sending them off to the place of no return, where they are to meet their maker and be judged, right? WHY IN THE WORLD, WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL LOGIC ARE THEY DENIED CIGARETTES AS PART OF A LAST MEAL? Why? Out of a sudden concern ford their health, maybe? Yes, cigarettes are a major threat to one's health but so are major injections of Sodium Pentothal,Sodium Seconal, Barbiturates, currare and whatever else they pump in to stop the heart. See, that's just one of the many schizoid aspects of the death penalty in America. We want them dead but we want it to be "humane". Humane! We are killing these guys! Do you really think THEY CARE about how we do it?! NO! IT'S TO MAKE US FEEL BETTER. That we are somehow "better" than "They" are because when "We" kill someone, we do it "nicely". BULLFEATHERS! KILLING IS KILLING, IS KILLING! I say let the poor bastards have a cigarette. Hell, let them have a whole carton. I seem to recall that's what the last guy who got the chair in Sing-Sing wanted. And he got it too. How do I know? My father in law was a corrections officer at Sing-Sing.

    bigfreakinbear

    i thought i needed to lose weight. (0 replies)
    started by oddg2rl
    (03.10.2001 0:13:32 AM EST)

    no wonder they ate it before they died.if they ate all that shit and weren't killed they would've had a heart attack anyway.

    smile...it only gets worse.

    You Suck (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.27.2001 11:36:12 AM EST)

    This Sucks a major nut

    fuck em (2 replies)
    started by poovie
    (10.09.2000 7:53:38 AM EST)

    Fucken basterds don't even deserve a meal!

    Steve Wilkins

    dont fuck up in texas (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (06.02.2000 4:27:47 PM EST)

    were 19-0 with 1 stay.i guess tex.will go to the super bowl of lethal injections again this season

    Last call... (0 replies)  
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (06.02.2000 11:50:58 AM EST)

    I wonder how many people ordered fried food before being fried. hmmmm.

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    The Beer Mapping Project
    I don't do a lot of traveling but this is one website I check out before I go ...
    03.30.2008

    Speedtraps
    You see them everyday, Speed Traps. The police may be out in the open, hiding behind bridge abutments, or passing overhead in an airplane. As is obvious from the traffic flow, the speed limit is grossly under-posted and universally ignored ...
    03.21.2008

    What Is Your IP Address
    Finding your IP Address is essential to understanding your Online Privacy.
    12.18.2007

    Find Your Grinch Name
    Click On the link and Enter your name. Find your ...
    12.01.2007

    Rate This!

    2.97 Goofballs of 5
    129 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Snowflake Maker
    This site is VERY fun! Just click on the link to ...
    12.11.2006

    Search Engine With Attitude - Ms Dewey
    This search is refreshing! This chick has attitude ...
    12.10.2006

    Cell Phone Tracking
    This is unbelievable. I've always thought there was a way you could track the location of cell phones without your knowledge and here is proof!
    12.03.2006

    Fuel Prices By State
    Check out how your states current gas prices stack ...
    11.05.2006

    Two Years Ago
    Box . Net
    I know FREE is definately in your vocabulary ...
    05.18.2006

    Bling My Bomb
    This is a cool site for all of you guys whoo enjoy ...
    03.12.2006

    The Best Word Book Ever, 1963 and 1991
    Richard Scarry's Best Word Book Ever, 1963 vs 1991 editions (with revisions) ...
    01.26.2006

    Shopping Online
    Online retailers often beat the prices you find in stores. And with electronic coupons, or coupon codes, you can get even better deals. If you've never used coupon codes before, now's a great time to start.
    11.29.2005

    Lookie Here!
    Top Selling Videos

    Goofball Facts
     
    The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.