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"First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country." -George W. Bush, on the Kyoto accord, April 24, 2001
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#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.
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Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg? A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.
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I think I would........
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akocurek
(06.09.2002 10:32:54 PM EST)
start smoking again before I were executed. What's the big deal? Did the tobacco lobby lose all their clout?
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no butts about it?
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bigfreakinbear
(06.19.2001 4:45:02 PM EST)
We're killing these guys, right? We are putting them to death, sending them off to the place of no return, where they are to meet their maker and be judged, right? WHY IN THE WORLD, WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL LOGIC ARE THEY DENIED CIGARETTES AS PART OF A LAST MEAL? Why? Out of a sudden concern for their health, maybe? Yes, cigarettes are a major threat to one's health but so are major injections of Sodium Pentothal,Sodium Seconal, Barbiturates, currare and whatever else they pump in to stop the heart. See, that's just one of the many schizoid aspects of the death penalty in America. We want them dead but we want it to be "humane". Humane! We are killing these guys! Do you really think THEY CARE about how we do it?! NO! IT'S TO MAKE US FEEL BETTER. That we are somehow "better" than "They" are because when "We" kill someone, we do it "nicely". BULLFEATHERS! KILLING IS KILLING, IS KILLING! I say let the poor bastards have a cigarette. Hell, let them have a whole carton. I seem to recall that's what the last guy who got the chair in Sing-Sing wanted. And he got it too. How do I know? My father in law was a corrections officer at Sing-Sing. bigfreakinbear
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no butts about it?
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bigfreakinbear
(06.19.2001 4:42:09 PM EST)
We're killing these guys, right? We are putting them to death, sending them off to the place of no return, where they are to meet their maker and be judged, right? WHY IN THE WORLD, WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL LOGIC ARE THEY DENIED CIGARETTES AS PART OF A LAST MEAL? Why? Out of a sudden concern ford their health, maybe? Yes, cigarettes are a major threat to one's health but so are major injections of Sodium Pentothal,Sodium Seconal, Barbiturates, currare and whatever else they pump in to stop the heart. See, that's just one of the many schizoid aspects of the death penalty in America. We want them dead but we want it to be "humane". Humane! We are killing these guys! Do you really think THEY CARE about how we do it?! NO! IT'S TO MAKE US FEEL BETTER. That we are somehow "better" than "They" are because when "We" kill someone, we do it "nicely". BULLFEATHERS! KILLING IS KILLING, IS KILLING! I say let the poor bastards have a cigarette. Hell, let them have a whole carton. I seem to recall that's what the last guy who got the chair in Sing-Sing wanted. And he got it too. How do I know? My father in law was a corrections officer at Sing-Sing. bigfreakinbear
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i thought i needed to lose weight.
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oddg2rl
(03.10.2001 0:13:32 AM EST)
no wonder they ate it before they died.if they ate all that shit and weren't killed they would've had a heart attack anyway.smile...it only gets worse.
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You Suck
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.27.2001 11:36:12 AM EST)
This Sucks a major nut
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fuck em
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started by
poovie
(10.09.2000 7:53:38 AM EST)
Fucken basterds don't even deserve a meal!Steve Wilkins
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dont fuck up in texas
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.02.2000 4:27:47 PM EST)
were 19-0 with 1 stay.i guess tex.will go to the super bowl of lethal injections again this season
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