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One For The Ladies

By: VirtualJulPublished: 10/09/2000
 
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CertifiedBitches.com celebrates being a woman and embracing your inner bitch. With sections like "quotes from the perfect man" and "uses for a dead dick", this site will make any good-humored bitch chuckle. The site has many more features -- be sure not to miss the bitch greeting cards and the "virtual vibrator".


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    I know all the members (0 replies)
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    started by daveminster
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    if you are to stay anonymous ?

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