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Create-A-Fart

By: VirtualJulPublished: 02/05/2001
 
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Create-A-Fart allows you to let one rip whenever you need a laugh without the rancid smell.

You choose the duration, bouquet, type and density of the fart you want to create and PFFFFTTTT, click the "pull my finger" to hear your creation. And if you want to share the joy of your cyber-flatulence, you can even e-mail your creation to a friend.


createafart.com

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    That was hilarious (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (05.23.2003 1:49:33 AM EST)


    ^5 from me


    Just protecting my sheep
    Farting for lazy people (0 replies)
    started by tekbone
    (03.05.2001 1:01:28 AM EST)

    When you've had a long day at the office and don't have that extra ounce of energy to fart. Great idea!

    Yea'esss (0 replies)
    started by KZillmer
    (02.23.2001 7:56:48 PM EST)

    Just wait 'till they have smell-o-net

    ffftttt.com (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (02.18.2001 10:45:23 PM EST)

    Now I truely have seen everything their is to see on the net. My work here is done.

    you STINK (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.18.2001 4:20:06 PM EST)

    FART,FART YOU STINK

    cool, finally something good (0 replies)
    started by carewser
    (02.18.2001 7:49:48 AM EST)

    and some people have the nerve to say that the internet is a waste of time!

    demecio (0 replies)
    started by divinelux
    (02.16.2001 1:19:20 PM EST)

    aaahhhhhhh......

    Zrrrrrrt (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.13.2001 9:50:32 AM EST)

    Excuse me, but what's wrong with the real stuff? Is everything being replaced by virtual reality? Is nothing sacred? I want REAL farts!!!

    I hope Matt enjoys his fart! (0 replies)
    started by duck888
    (02.07.2001 12:14:40 PM EST)

    This goes to the kid in Hasbrouck Heights.

    This is (0 replies)  
    started by cypresstimber
    (02.07.2001 9:27:56 AM EST)

    AWESOME! If you're having a bad day, just pull the finger!

    If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, Then let’s all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.

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