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Psycho Ex-Girlfriend?

By: VirtualJulPublished: 03/28/2001
 
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What's the best revenge a man could ever have on his obsessed ex-girlfriend? How about building a site called psychoexgirlfriend.com and posting her maniacal voice mail messages on the Net -- 50 in all, 25 in one night, some with her weepily begging him back.

The moral of the story is (as quoted by "the guy"), "...let this be a lesson to you - run, don't walk, from a psychotic woman."


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    LMAO (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (05.24.2003 1:04:18 AM EST)

    That was a good one VJ


    Just protecting my sheep
    OH-YEAH (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (06.14.2001 0:43:51 AM EST)

    LAUGHED MYASHOFFFFF!!!
    GREAT ONE VIRTUALJIL.

    THERE IS SOMETHING STRANGELY SLUTTY AND ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A PSYCO-CHICK WHO KNOWS MORE TRICKS THAN A CIRCUS DOG. WE CAN ALL LEARN FROM OUR MISTAKES.

    REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

    THE LAST MAN IN LOST WORLD OF SEX (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.14.2001 3:24:22 PM EST)

    XXXXXXXXXXX NO XXXX NO FUN

    THE LAST MAN IN LOST WORLD OF SEX (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.14.2001 3:23:49 PM EST)

    XXXXXXXXXXX NO XXXX NX FUN

    To Mark (0 replies)
    started by gerrylobo
    (04.13.2001 0:41:35 AM EST)

    You are the biggest asshole I've ever known.Why don't you put up your conversations with your ex.Got something to hide asshole?

    its cool (0 replies)
    started by ejdeyoe
    (04.02.2001 4:40:47 AM EST)

    i think it has to be one of the funniest sites around... that is fucking great.... i am just glad my ex doesn't have recorded messages of my calls when we were through... jeesh!

    "i am what i am and that is all that i am, but not all that i can be."

    Spamer (0 replies)
    started by 43434
    (03.28.2001 10:21:24 PM EST)

    The psyco ex site is a spam infested shit hole!

    Oo-fah! (0 replies)  
    started by howardstern
    (03.28.2001 5:52:58 PM EST)

    Sonofabitch! Is this cunt crazy or what? Fuckin' Jessica Hahn...she'll do anything for publicity.

    F Jackie.

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