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Tim Burton, the mastermind behind Beetlejuice, Batman, and The Nightmare Before Christmas, has a wacky new series called Stainboy -- being produced exclusively for shockwave.com.
It's a good vs evil series featuring a well-intentioned, but ill-equipped superhero named Stainboy. (He can't leap buildings or outrun trains, his main talent is leaving a nasty stain behind.)
The debut episode pits Stainboy against Staregirl, a deviant, freak of nature. Can Stainboy survive a stare down to the death?...
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.16.2001 2:55:05 AM EST)
"The debut episode pits Stainboy against Staregirl, a deviant, freak of nature."
Replace the comma with a hypen.
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.08.2000 12:54:20 PM EST)
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tangentman123
(10.02.2000 3:03:52 PM EST)
Stainboy loads incredibly slowly and I'm behind a T-1.
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