"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than - I say more Muslims - a lot of Muslims have died - I don't know the exact count - at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004
Random Quote
"Just try to imagine what it would be like to be 300 million years old." — President Clinton in Ashe County, N.C. He was speaking on the banks of the New River, which scientists say is the oldest river in the United States.
Snapple Facts
#31 The average human will eat an average of 8 spiders while sleeping.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She has 48 midnight snacks!
One Liners
Q. Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? A. Mace will do that to you.
Many people have dreamed of, or wished they could do this. Now even women can write thier name in the snow with pee. And this is so realistic. Men you know what I mean.
As a sun surf and sand bound Aussie I've often wondered what it would be like to do this!
Course, being a girl I'd hafta borrow a pen.....
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