"Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican." -George W. Bush, declining to take reporters' questions during a photo op with Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien, April 21, 2001
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"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." — Barbara Bush, former U.S. First Lady
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... is so fat, When I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
